40 Jaw-Droppingly And Utterly Ridiculous Listings From The 'Idiots Of Facebook Marketplace' Group

Life is full of bizarre moments, but nothing quite compares to the ridiculousness you’ll find on Facebook Marketplace. Have you ever been scrolling through listings and thought, “How did this even happen?” From laughable descriptions to photos that defy all logic, the ‘Idiots of Facebook Marketplace’ group is a goldmine of humor and confusion.

This post brings you 40 of the funniest, most bizarre listings that will surely brighten your day and leave you questioning the intelligence of some online sellers. We’re talking about those awkwardly worded ads, hilarious typos, and questionable product photos that only Facebook Marketplace can provide. Ready to laugh? Let’s dive in!

#1. Not Sure If I’m Into These Or Not

Source: Wayde Wilsonn

#2. Wedding Ring

Source: Cliff Boggess

#3. “Fuel Tank”

Source: Cody Sheridan

#4. “Will Launch About 35 Feet”

Source: Kaylyn Schultz

#5. I Finally Found Something Worthy Enough For This Group

Source: Slant16Gamer

#6. Ya…. I Will Leave This Here

Source: Joshua Baumgardner

#7. Anyone Need Personal Grooming?

Source: Mauricio Escobar

#8. Thanks Trudeau

Source: Tina Rosalee

#9. Child For Scale

Source: Child for scale

#10. Squoozies ? * Slaps Card On Table *

Source: Isaac Lanius

#11. Not Mine But I Thought It Was Funny

Source: Lorri Culley

#12. Obviously It’s Meant To Be Funny. Thought I’d Share Here… LOL

Source: Barry Catfish Farmer

#13. I Might Pick This Up Myself Just For The Flux Capacitor

Source: Mitch Gallagher

#14. Originally $300, But On Sale For $50

Source: Caitlyn Jonsson

#15. “Never touched with any flesh” 😬

Source: Tyler Harvey

#16. Hey Everyone; Do You Ever Wonder What A Canadian Fb Marketplace Looks Like?

Source: Danyal Bank

#17. Don’t Touch That Wood

Source: Libby Barham

#18. One Of The First Fb Marketplace Place Posts Ever

Source: Petty Murphie

#19. I Make Custom Belt Buckles For $75 And I Got The Whole Single Mom Message

Source: Adzando Davema

#20. No Way He’s Even Getting Close To That Amount

Source: Amiyah Griffin

#21. Slight Dent

Source: Derrick Str

#22. What An Odd Thing To Say

Source: Ryan León

#23. Hate When I Get Stuff Like This

Source: Seth Sadler

#24. Found My First One. Hmm Power Looks Safe If You Squint

Source: Mitch Gee

#25. Damn Poor Guy

Source: Brad Nagy

#26. (Facepalm)

Source: Bruce Duarte

#27. Someone Been Watching Breaking Bad And Gave Up

Source: Jimmy Valentine

#28. It’s A Uncanny Resemblance

Source: Jay Webb

#29. Can’t Say I’ve Ever Seen Koi Fish Traded For A Car

Source: Wyatt Warwick

#30. Anybody Want An Egg Bok ?

Source: TJ Pearson

#31. You Guys Think The Food Is Included?

Source: Lexi Adams

#32. Phew That Was Close

Source: Libby Barham

#33. “Looks Way Better With Fairy Lights”

Source: Kathi Hillgrove

#34. Ahahahha Just Found This Gem

Source: Kelly Lamontagne

#35. Hmm

Source: Mike Kotsatos

#36. That Stain Is Sus

Source: Katie Katie

#37. Y’all Please Feel Free To Rake Me Through The Coals If I’m Being A Pinecone, But This Was In My Marketplace Suggestions Multiple Times Today. It Looks Like The Mixer Committed A M**der

Source: Holly Ann

#38. Mid Content

Source: Justin Monteith

#39. For Some Reason Its Just Funny

Source: Stephen Tonnar

#40. You Know What, Hell Yeah

Source: Kaitlyn Jesmer

And there you have it, folks—40 jaw-droppingly hilarious and utterly ridiculous listings from the Idiots of Facebook Marketplace group. It’s safe to say that these sellers won’t be winning any awards for creativity or common sense anytime soon. But hey, we can all use a good laugh to get through the week! Now, it’s your turn—have you encountered any hilarious Marketplace moments that made you question reality? Share your funniest stories in the comments below, and let’s keep the laughs going!

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