X Users Can’t Stop Roasting This Influencer’s Viral 4 AM Morning Routine And It Is Hilarious
If you’ve been on X lately, you’ve probably seen the buzz about the “morning routine guy”—a fitness influencer named Ashton Hall whose wild, six-hour dawn ritual has the internet in stitches. Starting at 3:52 a.m. with mouth tape, ice-water face dunks, and a banana peel facial, his viral video has racked up hundreds of millions of views and sparked a flood of hilarious tweets.
From mocking his four-minute pool hover to questioning his sanity, X users have turned this guy’s grind into a comedy goldmine. Here’s a roundup of the best takes that’ll have you laughing harder than he’s working out!
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From the mouth tape to the pool-hovering madness, this influencer’s 4 AM routine has given us all a front-row seat to the wildest wake-up call imaginable—and X didn’t hold back. These 40 tweets prove that while he’s out there grinding before sunrise, the rest of us are just trying to survive our alarms with a shred of dignity.
Whether you’re Team Early Riser or Team Snooze Forever, one thing’s clear: his ridiculous routine has united us in laughter. Here’s to hoping his next viral moment is a little less… bananas!
