45 Brand-New Sentences That Will Sent You Into An Existential Crisis (Or Make You Snort-Laugh In Public)
Life is full of mysteries, but perhaps none are as perplexing as the sentences you’ll find on r/BrandNewSentence. These are not your average phrases. No, these are linguistic unicorns—utterly unique, accidentally brilliant, and occasionally so bizarre that your brain short-circuits trying to process them.
Ever read something so strange yet so oddly logical that you had to pause and question reality? That’s the kind of magic this subreddit delivers. Whether it’s a profound misunderstanding of physics, a poetic take on existential dread, or a completely unnecessary yet spectacularly worded observation about soup, you’re in for a wild ride.
So, if your brain needs a break from serious adulting, join us as we dive into 45 completely unique, weird, and unintentionally hilarious sentences that you’ve definitely never heard before.
#1. Smoked myself back to segregation
Source: Capt_of_the_Borealis
#2. Tesla Autopilot drove into Wile E. Coyote-style fake road wall
Source: larrydahooster
#3. The husband lesbian is a better husband than I was
Source: Reddit User
#4. He should at LEAST be vibing
Source: abigmilksteak
#5. Homie in law
Source: iampunkitself
#6. rawdogged this entire flight
Source: darcy7100
#7. hmmm yes
Source: kaploov
#8. Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars
Source: orchid_breeder
#9. Spring rolls are unpredictable
Source: Reddit User
#10. lower case t’s started hurting
Source: kevinowdziej
#11. Jesus of New Jersey
Source: Reddit User
#12. A slutty amount of y’s
Source: petergoesbloop123
#13. How else would you name dinosaurs?
Source: genius23sarcasm
#14. Poor syntax error
Source: manescaped
#15. Mental illness gray
Source: dylpickle1202
#16. I myself am partial to Neapolitan s*x
Source: bobekyrant
#17. Sad state of affairs
Source: Ok_Expert_5012
#18. We’ll keep ye plump as a partridge
Source: benphillip
#19. He’s a good boy…
Source: rubberduckmaf1a
#20. Ur not better than a stegosaurus
Source: Thedepressionoftrees
#21. Vegan hunting
Source: Twitchingnebula
#22. The Vegans of Gaming
Source: c4jina
#23. What’s the point of a Ferrari…
Source: Bellpop
#24. Crotch fruit employees
Source: MaxQuill
#25. Expensive potato that barks at the wind
Source: kevinowdziej
#26. “Frustrated dad uses his 6ft son to shame council into fixing deep pothole”
Source: thepianoguy2019
#27. Hottie hot take 🔥
Source: nividdesai
#28. Wiggles concert
Source: Daniel_Min
#29. I hope food poisoning understands how I work
Source: UndeniableDenial
#30. Roast Belt
Source: BirthdayBoyStabMan
#31. Cyberbullied and entire studio
Source: drnkchineseboi
#32. why do you sext like Jigsaw
Source: Reddit User
#33. “Way too many people are urinating on [the] Tower at any given moment to arrest them all.”
Source: googly_eye_murderer
#34. Jenga Tower of blood
Source: floridatastic
#35. Whitewashing white people
Source: Canes-Venaticii
#36. This scholarly film reviewer
Source: ChrisMMatthews
#37. Cool sport rush
Source: RyckandMorti
#38. The 11th commandment
Source: Durian_Queef
#39. I should be someone’s dead wife
Source: rokungi89
#40. It’s condiment fraud
Source: Accretence
#41. the trans affirming misogynist parrot
Source: crim128
#42. There’s no rule that says the planes have to be good
Source: TimSPC
#43. A UnitedHealthcare CEO m**derer lookalike competition was held today in New York.
Source: TEEZ3RS
#44. Skeet skeet your new daddy’s a llama
Source: Reddit User
#45. American horse pirates
Source: My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
Now that your neurons have been thoroughly scrambled, we want to know—which sentence sent you into an existential crisis (or made you snort-laugh in public)? Have you ever accidentally created a brand-new sentence yourself? Drop it in the comments and let’s embrace the absurdity together!
And hey, if you enjoyed this chaotic linguistic journey, share it with a friend—because everyone deserves to question their reality once in a while.
