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40 Signs of a Job Done… Technically

We’ve all had those days — you’re tired, you’re over it, and you just want to clock out. But some folks take that vibe and turn it into a lifestyle. Welcome to the world of “Not My Job,” where the task may be done, but the care? Left at home. This collection of 40 signs of a job done… technically showcases moments where someone clearly said, “That’s above my pay grade,” and powered through in the most literal way possible.

Whether it’s a road sign installed directly into a tree, a bench that faces a brick wall, or a crosswalk that zigzags like it was drawn by someone riding a unicycle — these are the masterpieces of minimal effort and maximum confusion. They’re the perfect blend of chaos and commitment — proof that you can follow instructions without understanding them at all.

So if you’re in the mood to laugh, sigh, and maybe question the state of professional training across multiple industries, this list is your goldmine. Just remember: someone got paid to do these things… and that someone is probably sleeping just fine at night. Dive in, and prepare to be impressed — or at least technically satisfied.

#1 “Did that unit conversion just like you asked, boss”

12757 1Source: NelyafinweMaitimo

#2 Stacked the weights properly boss (68/89)

12757 2Source: just_yall

#3 A Redditor’s landlord installed a “handrail” [x-post]

12757 3Source: howardkinsd

#4 Printed the signs boss

12757 4Source: neek85

#5 Someone just left a freight container in the middle of the highway.

12757 5Source: DarkHelmet123

#6 Painted the road boss!

12757 6Source: IsItALlamanooo

#7 Goodfeather down

12757 7Source: RobNPhats

#8 Goodfeather down

12757 8Source: raitisg

#9 Someone didn’t listen.

12757 9Source: B4CKR00M5-W4ND3R3R

#10 Got the video on premiere boss

12757 10Source: deltiken

#11 “Can I have new words and art for the translation?” “Nah, just translate it literally, it’ll be fine.”

12757 11Source: TolverOneEighty

#12 Fragrance. (Paranthesis state source of ingredient)

12757 12Source: AlfredoMeisterMC

#13 OP served salmon as a vegan option. [Crosspost from ShittyVeganFoodPorn. OP: unswimmingstupidslut]

12757 13Source: tyw7

#14 What do you mean a customer doesn’t want hot sauce? It is /required/ to have hot sauce

12757 14

#15 Installed the light box sign, boss

12757 15Source: NizarNoor

#16 Eh, I’m sure they’ll get it from context clues.

12757 16Source: TheOnesWithin

#17 Did the translation, boss

12757 17Source: nala2624

#18 Installed the doorstop, Boss!

12757 18Source: YanicPolitik

#19 New guy said he couldn’t find the can opener.

12757 19Source: capnlatenight

#20 Put the arches up

12757 20Source: melvintoast

#21 Changed the sign, boss!

12757 21Source: Physical-Bottle-6230

#22 printed out the fortune boss !

12757 22Source: namelessalexa

#23 Wrote the ad copy, boss

12757 23Source: 10kLines

#24 Sent box design to the printer boss

12757 24Source: spinkh

#25 Close enough

12757 25Source: Reddit user

#26 i changed the default text on the order form, boss

12757 26Source: Lopsided_Parfait7127

#27 keeping water boiling hot boss

12757 27Source: KHRoN

#28 Repainted the road sign boss

12757 28Source: JonHend

#29 Added an image for the listing

12757 29Source: Pumpkabird

#30 Give Way to Bilinguals

12757 30Source: tyw7

#31 Repackaged the tennis ball boss

12757 31Source: DifficultHydra

#32 A Redditor’s dad painted the house but didn’t move anything

12757 32Source: howardkinsd

#33 Linking to a porn site on printed material of the Wicked Elphaba doll itself. Gives a different meaning to “Defying Gravity.”

12757 33Source: tyw7

#34 Deleted the moved departments from the hospital elevator display boss

12757 34Source: blastedfromadrum

#35 Finished the stall latch

12757 35Source: mehshmemeneh

#36 I updated the code boss

12757 36Source: NitWitLikeTheOthers

#37 Ad Submitted Boss. Graphics aren’t my job

12757 37Source: geekyerness

#38 Painted the door boss

12757 38Source: the_real_shtan

#39 Braille script instead of embossed, printed on the train seats

12757 39Source: shinigami_rem

#40 Labeled the can, boss

12757 39Source: My_smol_bean

And there you have it — 40 shining examples of what happens when “good enough” becomes the gold standard. Whether it’s a misplaced tile, a door that leads to nowhere, or a sign that clearly gave up halfway through, these masterpieces of apathy remind us that doing the bare minimum is an art form in itself.

Sure, not everyone is out here trying to win Employee of the Month, but you’ve got to admire the sheer dedication to not caring. These jobs were completed with just enough effort to tick the box, clock out, and walk away without a second glance — and honestly, that’s kind of impressive in its own chaotic way.

Until next time, stay alert, stay amused, and if you ever find yourself saying, “Eh, that’s not my job,” just remember — the internet is watching.

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