40 Funny T-Shirts That Absolutely Roast Life
Let’s face it: sometimes the best way to express yourself is not with words, but with cotton. Specifically, cotton printed with sarcastic, painfully relatable, or straight-up ridiculous statements. Funny T-shirts are the closest thing we have to wearable memes—and these 40 designs are walking proof that humor belongs in your closet.
Whether you’re the type who thrives on dad jokes, passive-aggressive slogans, or deep existential truths wrapped in bad puns, there’s a tee here for you. Some are clever. Some are weird. Some are so accurate it’s actually offensive (in a good way).
So, if you’ve ever wanted your outfit to do the talking—loudly, sassily, and possibly in all caps—you’re in the right place. Prepare for second glances, chuckles from strangers, and maybe one or two judgmental stares from your boss.
#1. Blursed_T shirt
Source: Ok-Branch-4037
#2. Shirt like it was made for me!
Source: michaelkeb
#3. Blursed_T shirt
Source: Kenniw0
#4. Blursed shirt
Source: LePertichenelQLO
#5. blursed_shirt face
Source: AstronomerSuitable83
#6. Blursed Shirt
Source: PonyUpDaddy
#7. Hilarious shirt my son received
Source: ao_88
#8. Blursed Shirt
Source: HolyWaffleDragon
#9. Blursed_shirt
Source: Average-9-year-old
#10. Blursed Shirt (zoom in)
Source: _Pokeboy_
#11. Blursed t-shirts
Source: CroakyPyrex
#12. Blursed_Shirt
Source: Pinkyrocket
#13. My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer, I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.
Source: tem13
#14. Blursed T-shirt
Source: For_Natures_Sake
#15. Blursed shirts
Source: nick2905
#16. blursed shirt
Source: hriyspungur
#17. An interesting shirt
Source: pokechan87
#18. Blursed_T-shirt
Source: Ok-Branch-4037
#19. Blursed_shirt
Source: HEROZON
#20. Blursed Shirt
Source: jamez_2392
#21. Blursed_T-shirt
Source: Ersh_Zenith_01
#22. Blursed_limited edition
Source: Ok-Branch-4037
#23. Funny Shirt
Source: left-shoulder-closed
#24. Blursed shirt
Source: BrickEater23
#25. Blursed_Shirt
Source: Reddit User
#26. Blursed_shirt
Source: Future-Worry7063
#27. Blursed shirt
Source: Reddit User
#28. Blursed_shirt
Source: BenniYouTube
#29. We had a candidate interview for an IT position today. He literally designed and printed this shirt because he was interviewing on Halloween! Needless to say, we hired him…
Source: Taherham
#30. Blursed_shirt
Source: ToasterLover46
#31. You know how when you buy a shirt and it’s typically folded? I should have unfolded it. Being Asian does not herp.
Source: houstonUA6
#32. Blursed Shirt
Source: Buster1031
#33. Blursed_Shirt
Source: memeirofuturista
#34. Here’s a shirt my sister bought from an Asian store… It just gets worse as it goes.
Source: OddlyCalmOrca
#35. I do’know why, but I made a t-shirt with the vinylized, digitized, and original shitty Charmander tattoo
Source: WearsYourPost
#36. My dad’s in Bangkok and sent me a picture of this rare Nirvana shirt he found.
Source: PhilipGreenbriar
#37. Blursed matching shirt
Source: EndersGame_Reviewer
#38. I need a shirt like this
Source: mila_e860
#39. Appropriate shirts for Disney World
Source: MisterOn
#40. Blursed shirt
Source: TheRainRanger
A great funny T-shirt does more than keep you clothed—it turns you into a walking one-liner, a conversation starter, or at the very least, the funniest person in line at the grocery store. Whether you’re buying for yourself, a friend, or that cousin who still laughs at fart jokes (we love him), these tees prove that fashion can be both stylish and slightly unhinged.
Got a favorite design? Or have you seen a shirt so bizarre you had to read it twice? Share your favorites below—we’re always on the hunt for the next laugh-out-loud wardrobe staple. Until then, wear your humor proudly. Just maybe not to Grandma’s birthday party.