40 Comments So Cursed They Shouldn’t Be Allowed Online

The internet has given us many gifts — instant communication, cat videos, and the ability to argue with strangers at 3 a.m. But perhaps its most chaotic offering is the cursed comment section. You know the ones. The replies so bizarre, unhinged, or disturbingly specific that you can’t help but wonder what timeline are we in?

These aren’t just your run-of-the-mill spicy takes — these are the digital equivalent of stepping on a Lego while reading a cryptic note from a raccoon. Whether it’s a joke that went 14 layers too deep, an observation that feels like a threat, or a reply so deranged it could only have come from someone who eats mayonnaise with a spoon, these cursed comments are in a league of their own.

We’ve scoured the internet’s most chaotic corners — think Reddit threads, Twitter replies, and Instagram comment battles — to bring you 40 comments that absolutely should not exist… and yet, tragically, do. Prepare to cringe, laugh, and maybe lose a piece of your soul as you scroll through these verbal abominations. You’ve been warned.

#1 Cursed_petabytes

Source: darth-com1x

#2 cursed bathroom

Source: ZombiePritom

#3 Cursed_Silent Hill

Source: BirdmaskDude

#4 Cursed Highschool manga

Source: Lost_Faith_Abyss

#5 cursed facing

Source: tamjidtahim

#6 Cursed_thoughts

Source: animesh__zlatan

#7 Cursed_excitement

Source: android_pancake

#8 Cursed_excitement

Source: IndicationBrief5950

#9 Cursed Smartness

Source: MegaGamer432

#10 Cursed_funny

Source: darth-com1x

#11 cursed_mess

Source: THEbadmanoftheworld

#12 Cursed_thumbnail

Source: danial_champloo28

#13 Cursed_Dre

Source: Bananasoup29

#14 Cursed_Stable

Source: BirdmaskDude

#15 Cursed cities

Source: ciurana

#16 Cursed girls bathroom

Source: Edothebirbperson

#17 cursed_minecraft_movie_reference

Source: SecretSpectre11

#18 Cursed_face

Source: HostOfTheCamp

#19 Cursed_branch

Source: 4k0n

#20 cursed priorities

Source: AugustHate

#21 cursed_starlord

Source: Thijssieeeeeee

#22 cursed bucket list

Source: ZombiePritom

#23 Cursed_Stratagem

Source: Krad_Nogard

#24 cursed_water

Source: Future_Employment_22

#25 Cursed_game

Source: Rengi_30

#26 Cursed_drops

Source: Fun-Dog-5331

#27 Cursed_funeral

Source: darth-com1x

#28 Cursed_smooth

Source: Mister__Toad

#29 cursed insta

Source: Wernerdergott

#30 Cursed_Cholesterol

Source: Alex819964

#31 Cursed_ Based

Source: DamitGump

#32 cursed cuisine

Source: _fluorine

#33 HaileyAndRandom

Source: cursed_dsmp

#34 cursed_mpreg

Source: RusherTheBFDIFan

#35 cursed bukakke

Source: tamjidtahim

#36 Cursed_mouth

Source: Tiny-Canary1371

#37 cursed_football

Source: ni_ck29

#38 Cursed grasp on history.

Source: TheDuckClock

#39 cursed drink

Source: REKO1L

#40 cursed_breeding

Source: RingOriginal94

Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end — and hopefully your sanity is still intact. If not, don’t worry. That’s just the price of admission when diving into the cursed depths of the internet. These comments were unfiltered, unhinged, and sometimes unintelligible, but that’s what makes them such a wild ride.

Whether you laughed, cringed, or questioned the future of humanity (or all three at once), just remember: someone, somewhere, typed those words out and hit “post” with confidence. Bless their chaotic little hearts.

If you’re feeling brave, there’s always more where that came from. But for now, take a deep breath, cleanse your browser history, and maybe go touch some grass. You’ve earned it.